Goblin Gear: Electrons at Epic Prices!
Yo, adventurers! Wanna get yer snatch on some totally rad tech? Then dig into Goblin Gear, where we pawn the finest gadgets this side of the junk pile. Our prices might be a little high, but hey, you get what you drop for, right? We got sparkling swords that cut through wood like butter, flasks that brew healing potions in a flash, and even a porta